Nickname	Sammo
Favorite Food	A bit of stew and dumplings
Favorite Drink	Guiness
Favorite Item of Clothing	My East Fife Shirt
Ideal Woman (apart from the WAG)	Sandra Bullock
If I had a Theme Tune it would be...	Rock this town (The Stray Cats)
Who do you Support?	Arsenal + East Fife
Worst Moment in Football	Anytime I have been injured or banned, I hate missing games
Best Moment in Football	Playing for Illogan against Fulham, even though we were stuffed.
Favorite Local Player	Phil Nicholls, Still giving 100% and he is older than me
If I could be another Portreath Player I would be...	Rob Hosking
Because...	I could still be in the fire brigade and do nothing (Lazy Git)